The road so far...

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Feb 5

I’M BACK.

And now I don’t want to leave but I have to go make hotdogs for my babe waaah.

All aboard the Shitty Friend Express. First stop: my life.

Sep 9

Thrift Shop
Vitamin String Quartet

(Source: cruelshelledoffbrat)

Sep 9
lebaiserdelamorte:

IF MY GOLDFISH CAN FIT IN A CONDOM SO CAN YOU

lebaiserdelamorte:

IF MY GOLDFISH CAN FIT IN A CONDOM SO CAN YOU

Sep 9
eltigrechico:

this actually makes sense. 
people go ‘why does God let bad things happen?’
its because while some poor bastards are being herded into a mass grave somewhere God is busy making sure Kathy in Dunghole, Wisconsin has exactly the right amount of milk for her recipe.
you gotta pick your battles

eltigrechico:

this actually makes sense. 

people go ‘why does God let bad things happen?’

its because while some poor bastards are being herded into a mass grave somewhere God is busy making sure Kathy in Dunghole, Wisconsin has exactly the right amount of milk for her recipe.

you gotta pick your battles

(Source: astrodidact)

Sep 9

anonymoustheawesome:

When Raven thought Chelsea and Eddie were gettin’ it on.

(Source: ruinedchildhood)

Sep 9
cracked:

Specialty: babes with the power of voodoo.
23 Iconic Characters Who Would Make Horrible Neighbors

cracked:

Specialty: babes with the power of voodoo.

23 Iconic Characters Who Would Make Horrible Neighbors

Sep 9
maisievvilliams:

boredtimelord:

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Welcome to Night Vale!

maisievvilliams:

boredtimelord:

x

Welcome to Night Vale!

Sep 9
totallyfubar:

laughingsquid:

I Could Eat a Horse Spaghetti Measuring Tool

The small one is for when you’re so hungry you could eat a child

totallyfubar:

laughingsquid:

I Could Eat a Horse Spaghetti Measuring Tool

The small one is for when you’re so hungry you could eat a child